"There are many families in need all over the world. And what more deserving family is there than the First Family. Oil companies need to pull together to ensure that the top 1% of wealth in the world stays in that 1% and that corporations stay in control of the government. There are so many things that these families need: private jets, servants, numerous mansions, multiple luxury automobiles, couture clothing, prostitutes, and the best gourmet food money can buy! How can we just stand by and watch these poor families do without all of these things? We must do what is right and responsible and to hell with the rest of the world! As long as we back those with Power, then the rest of human civilization can starve! God Bless America!" – Chevron
